TUFTS

I knew a crazy girl who went cuckoo for cocoa puffs she'd eat a whole bowl then she'd hop and she'd hop and she'd hop and there was a boy with a glass and he'd aimed at the sun and killed a ant passing by on the run and there was also a cat that jumped on a rabbit who jumped on a rat and that squashed the cabbage

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We have tufts on our feet and we're walking down the street we have furry jackets on our toes pop pop popcorn dont cut our tufts off 'cause we love them so we've got furry furry furry furry jackets on our toes we've got furry furry furry furry jackets on our toes

i was jumping on a trampoline when its wet out came a bunny and hoped on my pet both got together and started playing jumping all day even in the rain

And theres Bill who's a crazy man with jiggly arms He grew up on a squashy chiken farm with over grown ginormous kitties with no fur lightning bolts strike the plain when they purr

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lion was realy feeling silly like his friend billy and billy had mustache but he had crazy horse of course so he went outside to look at the clock

I like singing i like dancing and i like trians and eating brains There's a toilet eating a rat in the bathtub wait what just happened? what just happened?

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